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map of British accents!!

How can a country smaller than montana have so many fucking accents?

this is why we say please do not talk about a “british accent” thank

gonna debate the fuck out of there being only 3 scottish accents though

Oh, that is an excellent point. Also, I come from Sussex and if you’ve lived there long enough you can distinguish between people from different ends of town. There are a LOT of accents here.

This hasn’t been broken down even nearly enough. 



when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder


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